@arikia They are protecting our freedom, from dangerous threats like teenagers who want to watch movies for free.

Sometimes, when I find an especially stupid bug in my work, I think "It's a wonder I remember to feed myself. Shit, I haven't eaten today."

Protip: If you're putting "PLEASE READ" in the subject of your email, you've been sending too many emails with no valuable content.

@sarcasticrover @redbullstratos That's hardly fair to Sky-Crane.

@dakami In what universe are C++ and "not ass" positively correlated?

@ladyfox14 @adrianpike For TDD, you'd have to eat the steak first, watch it fail, then cook it, and eat it again. Disgusting.

This timing attack is awesome. I bet the blackhat talk will rock. http://bit.ly/abbYnZ

LaTeX + Git makes an awesome paper-writing setup.

RT @merlyn: Why Git is better than mercurial (hg), subversion (svn), bazaar (bzr), perforce - http://whygitisbetterthanx.com/

WPA's TKIP algorithm is out the window. http://idek.net/RSs http://idek.net/RSt

I need to remember to play with Less CSS sometime... http://idek.net/Lrm It looks very cool.

"I actually have a problem with low blood pressure, so working here is great."

"I have to make sure all my ducks are in a row." "You have ducks?" "Yeah. Do you not?"

@yaynickq Let's not discount the possibility that both of these things are true simultaneously.

Just saw some blooming cherry trees. Thus begins the most horrible time of year.

Mosh on ALL the servers! <3

Note to self: go to bed earlier. You have determined experimentally that a 3am bedtime leads to pain.

@snipeyhead We use some pretty awesome database technology where I work. Not at all terrible.

OH: "What do you get a hacker for Christmas?" "A voting machine!"

@indirect @jf Learn a two line Haskell implementation of quicksort while you're at it.