Upset about today's SCOTUS decision? Want to leave the U.S.? Here's a list of other industrialized countries without universal healthcare:

I've been super busy today, so same someone tell me - is the Google I/O keynote still going on?

5yr old: “Mom, can I have more of that green stuff that makes my pee smell??”

Asparagus —it’s all in the marketing.

In which I troll a dumbass on Twitter: http://t.co/z4OfWpWl

Too bad this Topher Grace fan edit of the Star Wars prequels hasn't been "accidentally" leaked: http://t.co/zv1WGL7q

After this week's The Talk Show, I'm going on record saying that post-paternity @danbenjamin is superior to pre-paternity @danbenjamin.

@diveintomark Today my wife said "FU", then threw me a fitted sheet. I blame you.

Duluth band Trampled By Turtles was on Letterman last night. They were great: http://t.co/aH1irw8f

Canada makes a good example for the necessity of Net Neutrality: http://t.co/RvLvV2t

Incoming nerd joke: http://mlkshk.com/r/M2Y Boom.

So is recording and sharing game play footage a *thing*, or are MS and Sony trying to make it one.

God I feel old.

@glennf Exactly. That's why claims of the U.S. having highest corporate rate in the world are technically correct, but are very misleading.

@glennf what do you think of the idea of a centralized  http://app.net -powered rss feed store that devs can use to sync apps to?

The Berenstain Bears’ New Neighbors —aka “The one where we find out that Papa Bear is a racist”. pic.twitter.com/IOEEmc3i

@mike_ftw speaking of stupid arguments, you might enjoy this one: http://t.co/5qjKht8C

@dwhsix First paragraph: http://t.co/82EVtXQU

@aaronmentele Sadly, I know *exactly* what you're talking about and yes it was sleazy.

Teaching the one year old how to install Ununtu, as you do.

My favorite After Dark bit from @hotdogsladies and @danbenjamin in a long time: http://t.co/gaXIOgPJ

@aaronmentele Not interested. But did you pick-up any mind blowing tips for pleasing my man?