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Saw the movie UP last night. I wasn't crying, just had popcorn in my eye, popcorn I spit out because of my inconsolable sobbing.
Terrible twos are over, next the tantrum threes, fuck-you fours, fist-of-fury fives, sucks-to-be-you sixes ... out-the-door-you-go eighteens
So, we've had this kid for more than three years. Aren't we due for an upgrade already? Maybe a kid with cooler apps and better reception.
Why do they bother burying Michael Jackson? He and his zombie friends are just coming back in a bad ass choreographed video.
The 2yo just made a poop almost as big as she. I'm pretty sure I flushed the right one down the drain because this one is wearing a dress.
As with a dissertation, I will someday end my twittering with a conclusion. It will all make sense then.
Grampa had his favorite dish of goat's head & says to 8yo: "a real man would eat the other eyeball." 8yo says: "a real man would eat both".
Girls selling fireworks in bikinies? Almost everything would sell better in a bikini; except maybe burkas.
I didn't make it to the 3am Black Friday rush, guess I won't save that 50%. The savings will be closer to 100%
The 3yo just gave me a pirate spongebob b-day card with scribbles and a banana sticker. best gift ever, I think we'll keep her
Get the milk for free? What if the cow has been there for you in tough times, even after you inadvertently ate the cows sister at a party?
Sunday's my birthday, so remember to buy me lots of expensive gifts so we can beat this recession together! Yes we can!
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