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Weed makes every night a Saturday night.
been far too long since I've had a shower beer. gonna remedy that shit.
hi, pot. it's the kettle. you're drunk.
I text my mother - "fact : people who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest & trustworthy." to which she replies - "fucking A."
i need a drink. beer, cocktail, shot, whathaveyou. preferably not all in one cup.
is it weird I found one black glove while cleaning my room? asking for a friend.
"I'm Peggy Olson, and i'd like to smoke some marijuana."
well, today sucks.
she's not a girl... who misses much... doo doo doo doo do doo.