some people never learn. and when i say some people , i mean me.

I haven't showered or taken off these sweat pants since friday night 1230pm. I think I'm depressed.

I would say this is the scariest night of my life. But earlier today I saw my checking account balance.

My thoughts to the woman in line also buying tampons at 9AM. "Do you wanna be my new best friend? We already have the same menstrual cycle"

i think i need to go eat my feelings in pasta

I think I'm gonna teach myself to play call of duty and maybe meet a nice guy online.

I just realized today was the 16th. When is rent usually due?

"Push Push in the Bush" RT:@blarebare Have you ever realized just how much goddamn wisdom there is in disco songs?

Fuck these hater bitches. - what I would say if I was in prison or here at work.

“Casey Anthony was found not guilty of murder. In 13 years she will be arrested for stealing sports memorabilia from a hotel room.”

i hate waking up at 6AM. #KONY2012

i love @choy_facts. gdnite whitney. gdnite campusplaza. gdnite jose. gdnite bank of america, gdnite jam. olive juice.

it just took me 2 hours to figure out why it said KGC on my KFC soda. #ohhhhhkentuckyGRILLEDchicken #imlonely

Dying my hair black. Like my feelings.

Someone up there loves me. Cuz I'm real.

I can't believe I just found the PERFECT xmas tree on the side of the road. My ass dragged it all the way up vermont to los feliz blvd.

@heybrookkiiee he responded with "at least i could get a boyfriend if i was gay. Unlike you"

I'm so angry and tired. And tired of being angry and tired. I just want a clean home. and a boyfriend to braid my hair and write me poems.

@jumpingjesush @dignitynipples @lvvzz A man and a woman had a little baby.
There were three in the family.
And that's a magic number.

My teen crew and I went to ikea tonight but I had to change my outfit as I "looked like I just got off work from the strip club 4 fat girls"