Susan Boyle's official album release hashtag people:
#susanalbumparty
I kid you not! Their PR agency/dept are having a laugh?! #analbumparty

Plea to RT please!
We have this guys DNA all over a major incident in one of our shops. Police need help finding him:  http://www.windsorobserver.co.uk/news/roundup/articles/2012/12/13/65109-appeal-for-information-about-pawn-broker-burglar/?mode=print …

Tell me this is a hoax?! Alledged London Zoo Tiger sighting at Primrose Hill RT @sophie_burge: can this be real? http://t.co/UVfchRo

Surprised Caroline Flack hasn't been presenting on here tonight. She likes a bit of children in need.

10mins until @thebhf London to Brighton registration. Everyone should do it at some point in their life. Go register!

Lovely to meet @lauratrott31. Millie's cycling ambitions further fueled! Thanks @specialistbmw http://t.co/1dcecLP3

I like to think that a genius started the #happystartrekday trend knowing that Star Wars nerds heads would implode in indignant fury.

It’s difficult to find the balance between seeming callous by saying nothing and not giving such a dispicable act the attention they want.

If you've got 5mins & even just £20, take a look at @lendwithcare. I've had loan repayments back & these micro loans really work & do good!

Chelsea due to fly home today to continue their celebrations in SW6. John Terry has a pilot suit ready to change into & take over the plane

Can any kind companies donate £50 to @thebhf for their logo on our team T-shirts for #L2B?! http://bit.ly/jyUK03 http://twitpic.com/596f5i

Olympics today is all about @bradwiggins. Unbeaten in a 2012 time trial, Le Tour winner, top bloke & thoroughly deserving of gold! #goWiggo

What goes red, black, red, black? Ant & Dec and their child size suits in a midget blender

If you'd like to sponsor my inevitable near death cycling in pitch dark from London to Brighton Sat, here's the link x: http://t.co/pNEQ3ZBM

*calls 999* "there's a kid in a taxi near St.Johns Wood without a booster seat" #youngapprentice

NEWS: Margaret Thatcher loses leadership of the Conservatives… no, an old lady died! You’ve had 23yrs to bemoan, now’s not the time #respect

Berks/Middlesex/Surrey people please RT:
We need help finding this man. DNA left at a major incident. He must be found!
 http://www.windsorobserver.co.uk/news/roundup/articles/2012/12/13/65109-appeal-for-information-about-pawn-broker-burglar/?mode=print …

Tess Daly with a wonderful impression of an english acorn.

Everyone had their Everest. What Frank Skinner just did was truly truly amazi... Sorry but really? Honestly?

"There is a crack, a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in." - Leonard Cohen

I love this quote. Hate my curtains though