FUCK TOMORROW IS VALENTINES DAY AND THROWBACK THURSDAY INSTAGRAMS GONNA DIE

FUCK YOU @fattrel hop on bitch ass nigga DC does NOT stand for dallas cowboys you illiterate fuck go back to texas you look like charizard

Weeds legal, gay people can marry, there's a gay senator, and there's a mixed dude in office. Conservatives must be mad as shit.

Why can't 70% of this generation spell

I DUN WUNNA GIVE YUH DA WRONG IMPRESSION, I NEED LUV AN AFFEKSHUNNNNNN

#onlyspanishgirls have quinces instead of sweet sixteens, because around their sixteenth birthday is normally when the babyshower is.

SON KANYE WEST GOT KIM KARDASHIAN PREGNANT HE IS OFFICIALLY THE COOLEST MAN TO EVER BREATHE

2 Chainz dances like a wet noodle

#wheretheydothatat ? http://t.co/CXYh5yjD

@hiphopsguru pretty clear that Kendrick is slightly better than Meek .. And by slightly I mean a fucking lot

Bitches be having kids for likes on Instagram

Zulma and Peter bout to have hundreds of people at their wedding hahah #CuzThatsHowSearchDoes

I bet RG3 just whispered in Tonys ear "sucks to suck my nigga"

the best part about october ? hocus pocus comes on tv. #bestmovie

#ThatLoudPackHadMeLike pic.twitter.com/kjt8LMyN

dudes out here in snapbacks and diamond supply shirts thinkin theyre the swag jesus.

Robert Downey Jr. should be president. That man is beautiful and a smartass, perfect combo

Happy #TittyTuesday everyone!!!! http://t.co/OiDVTH1X

At night, your thoughts do more damage than good..

This is what's wrong with Twitter nowadays -__- http://t.co/cAIey9FZ