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Cheated on Twitter with my real life today.
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jopixelnatedericvealinvalidusrnamegtcaz_346_itsjustEmHuge_SackMODATMissCarlyPantsIsJonasunanythingblairblendsazzmantimhainesPunkrockie
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They don't have a manual for how to handle the conversation with the family about your wife's new bot.
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HOW DARE YOU TREAT ME THIS WAY? I AM THE AUTHOR OF A WEBLOG!!!
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xCaitlinxvinnieannoyatronIsJonasjaredwsmithHuge_SackMODATMissCarlyPantsblairblendsazzmantimhainesPunkrockie
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All I want to know is where did the rat come from, why was he older, and why did he know Karate
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pixelnatednatters1210vinnieitsjustEmtreybudesignsHuge_SackMissCarlyPantsunanythingPunkrockie
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I am wearing flip-flops; no, I cannot afford this $1300 chair.
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benmarvinvinnieitsjustEmbeccaomgzMODATMissCarlyPantsunanythingazzmantimhainesPunkrockie
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My @ replies are broken! Oh wait, I'm just boring.
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IsJonaspixelnatedlbautistvinnieiamnotdiddyitsjustEmHuge_SackMODATPunkrockie
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I JUST LEARNED TO USE CAPS LOCK!
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lbautistblairblendsunanythingFriedaClubitsjustEmHuge_SackMissCarlyPantsIsJonasPunkrockie
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Oh, I get it, you're all watching TV together!
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iveyyagermeistercwindJarfOmegaunanythingmeganvurbanprojectzPunkrockie
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Guys and gals, i know that Twitter is prison rules and all, but reading that you are the mayor of your house demeans us both.
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kellysimsluckiestmonkeyiveywuorigtcaztreypixelnatedazzman
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I'm confused, what should I do when the pimp's in the crib, again?
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homerdashvinnieitsjustEmtreytheothersarahHuge_SackazzmanPunkrockie
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PSA: To reach me, Twitter DM > Twitter @ > Text > E-mail > Arrange a time to call > Facebook > Stone Tablet > Calling me on the phone.
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itsjustEmIsJonaskambrockBettyLiesvinnieKonstantinegtcaz
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Sucking like 18 dicks
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benmarvinbudesignslbautistbeccaomgzitsjustEmazzmandeergirl
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I had the weirdest dream last night-- I dreamt I was a fish taco.
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itsjustEmbenmarvinnatters1210pixelnatedunanythingHuge_Sackazzman
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Nothing like a call from a potential client to make you feel like a grown-up. Loljk I was in my jammies.
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vinnietinkhansoniveygtcazmaddoxtimhaines
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I completed my undergraduate studies in sideburns in '97, but my postgraduate work continued until '03 when I could defend my thesis.
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iveypixelnatedvinnieunanythingxCaitlinxMissCarlyPants
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I really look up to my Dad. His personal brand is Manhattans and naps. I come from strong stock.
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vinniemeganvitsjustEmiveyunanythingMissCarlyPants
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Definitely forgot about Tré
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vinnieyagermeisterunanythingtheothersarahHuge_SackMissCarlyPants
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Just won THAT argument by farting
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natters1210vinniebeamercolartomaykoitsjustEmHuge_Sack
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Equality in this country cannot be achieved while whites and coloreds must enter the washing machine separately.
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fitzagegtcazLloylddanielsjaredwsmithunanythingHuge_Sack
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I found an article on the Internet which matches my own point of view! Here is a link to it!
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