There's a camera on your phone for a reason. It's to take pictures of weird people.

If I actually lived every day like it was my last, I would be so fat.

I feel like my hometown is finally becoming more liberal and progressive. I saw a black dude in the Whataburger there today.

My bike is broken and now I have to walk everywhere on campus like some sort of savage... #thepeasantlife

Pre storm weather is the best.

I can't imagine living a life that didn't involve knowing the difference between too and to.

Walking dead!!! Here's to hoping they finally kill off Carl this season!

But it turns out that Chik Fil A's chickens taste so good BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY(dramatic music). Brought to you by M Night Shamalamadingdong.

THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING HEADLINE I'VE EVER READ http://t.co/kaxNaUlS

I got in the car at snap fitness and now I'm home and don't remember driving... I hope I didn't accidentally kill anyone.

Annndd just saw a guy bite a leaf off of a tree and eat it. For once I feel normal.

Just walked by a guy who casually had a lightsaber slung at his belt... Alright.

The worst thing about losing weight is that I always want to celebrate with huge meals.

Get real.. We all know Dick Clark is immortal.

It's getting harder and harder to care about class.

"I can't wait to watch the WNBA draft today!" -Said by no one ever.