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Son it sounds to me like you're trying to get into some weird sexual one upsmanship with your father
I just ripped a huge fart while pissin at the urinal and judging by the laughter of who was shitting in the toilet he both fav'd and RT'd it
I was piss drunk and the fucking guy brought his wares into my home and spread the shit all over the floor
I once purchased $400 worth of frozen meats from a door to door meat salesman
Why the heck do they have to show the dudes eatin the snatch
Who is that even for
My first thought when I saw this super jacked trashman was: that dude prolly eats the trash and its paying off
It's an Irish dick because
I-RISH IT WERE BIGGER!
Squats are makin my ass bigger and rounder. Now I look ridiculous in these fuckin chinos
This marshmallow vodka and lemon lime powerade tastes like I have a gun in my mouth
I just bartered an idiot my talladega nights bluray for his uncle buck VHS with no case. I think it may have been taped from hbo
I can't even afford cigarettes or pepperoni
I've been wearin the same fucking clothes for three years
Don't come back down here until you are gay
Lol this fat idiot just told how he is gunna beat my ass at Oktoberfest mañana
Thanks a lot morrissey
Thai food sucks
Fuck you dude
big for nothin. (small penis). im NOT Esai Morales
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