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Ugh, it's taking forever for me to become rich and famous just by watching TV all day.
Having the kind of night that makes felonies seem reasonable.
I won't back down, but I will back up.
sending out a love letter telegram to my whole fam. BLAM. I hope you understand.
I'd like to send a shoutout to the shoutout post office.
My eye doctor is a coptometrist. He calls his exams "eye interrogations."
Watch the Throne. Or was it wash the throne? Crap. Better wash it just to be safe.