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having a smaller follower count than most of you allows me to lick each tweet personally
Dear Ex, stop asking me if I got lucky this weekend... everyday I wake up without you is a day I get lucky...dumbass
how bout you make like a drug & smuggle yourself in my ass?
i figure I'm dancing the right way if i wind up with a wedgie , especially if i started the nite without panties
sex,way better than pancakes but just as sticky when done right
no cat in the cradle here just a pussy in a silver thong
saw a Hummer parked in handicap spot , so apparently the upside to having a small penis is good parking
telling me that I'm perverted is like saying that water is wet, like my panties
i love the taste of us
4 more followers and i will have 200 strangers staring at my ass ; )
pretty sure that somebody wants to fuck me , cause i just gave myself " that look" in the mirror
i know I'm not the type of girl you wanna take home to meet your parents but trust me it's cool , I already fucked your dad
read my lips, your dick, it needs me
for a small amount of time today, i gave a fuck but it was pretty much all about me
if sending her a dick pic doesn't work try sending her your credit card numbers, also be at peace with the fact that you may be desperate
keep checking my phone to see if you called, i guess it would have helped if i had given you my number
i fuckin hope you lick your girlfriend with that mouth and that i'm your girlfriend
Yes as a woman i do tend to be demanding so, Drop your pants & give me what i need, damn it, don't make me ask you politely !
if i can't fuck with you then i probably don't want to fuck you either #truth
hug me from behind, wrap your arms around my waist let me feel how bad you want me
you will either agree with me or get pissed off, enjoy