having a smaller follower count than most of you allows me to lick each tweet personally

Dear Ex, stop asking me if I got lucky this weekend... everyday I wake up without you is a day I get lucky...dumbass

how bout you make like a drug & smuggle yourself in my ass?

i figure I'm dancing the right way if i wind up with a wedgie , especially if i started the nite without panties

sex,way better than pancakes but just as sticky when done right

no cat in the cradle here just a pussy in a silver thong

telling me that I'm perverted is like saying that water is wet, like my panties

saw a Hummer parked in handicap spot , so apparently the upside to having a small penis is good parking

4 more followers and i will have 200 strangers staring at my ass ; )

i love the taste of us

pretty sure that somebody wants to fuck me , cause i just gave myself " that look" in the mirror

i know I'm not the type of girl you wanna take home to meet your parents but trust me it's cool , I already fucked your dad

read my lips, your dick, it needs me

for a small amount of time today, i gave a fuck but it was pretty much all about me

if sending her a dick pic doesn't work try sending her your credit card numbers, also be at peace with the fact that you may be desperate

keep checking my phone to see if you called, i guess it would have helped if i had given you my number

i fuckin hope you lick your girlfriend with that mouth and that i'm your girlfriend

Yes as a woman i do tend to be demanding so, Drop your pants & give me what i need, damn it, don't make me ask you politely !

if i can't fuck with you then i probably don't want to fuck you either #truth

hug me from behind, wrap your arms around my waist let me feel how bad you want me