Zooey Bechamel. Something indie something something emo something cooking show. It writes itself. Money, please.

I'm a fanboy, yes. But Springsteen's #SXSW keynote is funny and inspiring and totally worth an hour of your time. http://t.co/HKYJebsg

If you're going to be obsessed, there are worse things to be obsessed with than quality, beauty and utility. Thanks, Steve.

I had a gluten-free bagel today, and now I know that "gluten" is the thing that makes food "taste good."

Dear whiny babies in DC: Oh for God's sake grow a pair. Love, everyone in LA. #DCquake

If you haven't read @carr2n's astonishing memoir "The Night of the Gun," what are you waiting for? A discount? Oh. Look. http://t.co/dmODvRt

Glad to read that POTUS would never OK indefinite detention of US citizens, and that he plans to hope really hard the next guy won't either.

Surly emo teens, begin the 36-hour countdown to ironically "accepting" my candy... now.

.@lonelysandwich on shooting run-and-gun for @letsembark in New York City. http://t.co/ny6OwDGT

I like to think the Matt Damon guy remarried after Contagion and that's the family in We Bought a Zoo, because it makes me feel less sad.

And somewhere, Craig Kilborn sits and drinks alone. A single tear rolls down his cheek. #rallyforsanity

Remnick gets at something essential: Clarence wasn't irreplaceable because of his musicality. It was about his presence. http://t.co/391xEAg

I have to admit I'm looking forward to the Season 3 moment when Maggie Smith unhinges her jaw and swallows Shirley Maclaine whole. #Downton

@carr2n's "The Night of The Gun" is like no memoir I've ever read -- brutal, funny, scary and utterly unsparing. Read it.

I picture Maggie Smith, like Babe Ruth, pointing into the distance with a rolled- up script before every scene she's in. #DowntonAbbey

And Weiner is now the most dignified guy in the room. Nice going, America.

Whitman refuses to concede, apparently believing she can still snipe the thing.

I like to think that if Jason Bourne ever crashed through my window, ran through my house and out the front door, I'd be gracious about it.

Pancreatic cancer also killed my dad. Research in the field is way underfunded. Donate to PANCAN here. http://t.co/sDhRDdQd

Google+ going invite-free is like that club nobody goes to anymore taking the doormen off the door.