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Zooey Bechamel. Something indie something something emo something cooking show. It writes itself. Money, please.
You know what? Fuck this shit. I don't need a hug. I need a brave, angry chief executive willing to tackle a powerful pro-gun lobby.
If you're going to be obsessed, there are worse things to be obsessed with than quality, beauty and utility. Thanks, Steve.
I had a gluten-free bagel today, and now I know that "gluten" is the thing that makes food "taste good."
Dear whiny babies in DC: Oh for God's sake grow a pair. Love, everyone in LA. #DCquake
Watching the somber, dignified scene at Andrews AFB and praying, in my way, that Romney just keeps his big mouth shut for a little while.
Dear NBC: Could you move David Gregory out of the way? He's blocking my view of Pete Williams. Just stick him in a corner or something.
Glad to read that POTUS would never OK indefinite detention of US citizens, and that he plans to hope really hard the next guy won't either.
Surly emo teens, begin the 36-hour countdown to ironically "accepting" my candy... now.
I like to think the Matt Damon guy remarried after Contagion and that's the family in We Bought a Zoo, because it makes me feel less sad.
And somewhere, Craig Kilborn sits and drinks alone. A single tear rolls down his cheek. #rallyforsanity
If I were advising the Paterno family on media strategy, my advice would consist entirely of shushing sounds.
"Anyway, now I'd like to start my speech." #DNC
DC reporters: Don't tell me the hall liked it. Of course the hall liked it. Tell me you're going to factcheck this speech into oblivion.
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