"@owillis: next thing youll tell mitt romney that horseless carriages are real.". //let them go bankrupt.

@joshtpm "The Pope Couple" Benedict XVI as Felix, Francis as Oscar: "Can two men share a papal apartment without driving each other crazy?"

@otoolefan I unfollowed @daveweigel again today. I can only take his noise so long before it cancels out the signal.

Well, smoking hookers is generally frowned upn. RT @teresakopec #1 revelation in "I Am Comic": comedians smoke more pot than hookers.

RT@joshtpm: Who's with me? One Million Strong for 2 Spaces after a Period!" // count me in.#team2spaces

Really not happy, having fled SC RWNJ dysfunction, to find my native state of MI indulging in it. #RTW, #HB5711 #nothankyou

I see Birthers point. After all, didn't Justice Taney tell us a black man could never be a citizen in Dred Scott case? #dumbasses

Friday summer cocktails list - first up, the Mexican Gin & Tonic. Highball glass with ice, 2 shots of gin, shot of fresh lime juice, tonic

SC Supreme Ct. to gov. @marksanford: Go on, take the Money and Run. http://bit.ly/HSiIr