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  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    the phone in the guy's hand next to me rang, it sounded like my alarm clock, I yelled fuck and smacked it out of his hand on pure reflex

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    BaconPotPieladydior1TheLeaningKAbrasiveVelvetHotlinkStrahotaStephLynne11janellesmith11SlabBaconBP
    Hellraisinbgrrl__
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    One thing twitter has taught me: never get married, those fucking people are miserable

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    SanamTheLambSal0630AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredmeganshoepopThaBoxingDivasharpknifesonH8ersH8en
    mazizkhalifa
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    If Twitter were a Zoo, the warning sign would read 'please don't feed the egos'

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    SpanishFly27AbrasiveVelvetaugustuszeusBrentweetsMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________Bulldog0613mazizkhalifa
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    SpanishFly27My_Ego_Alteredjeff_ratfamily____Favstar500FavsgregsidGingerVonPaige__ladyjazsjunkAh_kee_oh________
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    Growing up my friend Clint lost an eye because of a freak BB gun accident. When he is having a good day, he ends all his texts with .-)

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________mazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdashark
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    EdwinaCrumpleVixxeNoirPoetograpyGoGoTaggleft_flankbadluckrexSarahFemmeHellraisinbgrrl__
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    Hippies call them flashbacks, the rest of us call them memories

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________KidsTheZeDaysmazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleSlabBaconBPAndLive2Love
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    KidsTheZeDaysBCatch22SlabBaconBPAh_kee_oh________YWIRGoGoTaggTheJameSA________
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    I was surprised to find out 'noodling' for catfish didn't involve using my dick, where are my pants?

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    SwoonTwang________theabstractassAbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________mazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumplecashblower________
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    AbrasiveVelvetHotlinkStrahotaSlabBaconBPGoGoTaggmytweecwetlife____
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    I am convinced my asshole's secret identity is my boss

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________str8up4realnycmazizkhalifaSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdashark
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    mytweecwetlife____Darkntwistd
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    I think of my tweets that get 1 star as pity starfucks, and I have lots of them, thank you

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredmazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdasharkshanethevein
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    AbrasiveVelvetGoGoTagg
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    while drinking coffee in my underwear this morning, I realize that both my kitchen and my pecker could both use a woman's touch #morningwood

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredSlabBaconBPmazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleAndLive2LovejumpdasharkVixxe
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    GoGoTaggMrsaddicted91juicy_lipz5JustCindehNoSpankYou
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    Hey young gangsta in the Impala in front of me, if you SIT UP the girls you keep slowing down and honking at could actually see you

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________mazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdashark
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    GoGoTaggReelBigJim________
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    If Monday were an animal it would be a monkey because it always seems to throw unexpected shit at me

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________mazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdashark
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    imProperThingF_C_DouganGoGoTagg
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    I like to go to Walmart and look at shotguns while wearing a Postal uniform. It's my zen.

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    ym_allieaaronasellarsAbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredmazizkhalifaSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdashark
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    aaronasellarsAbrasiveVelvetfavstar_popHaLoNoLajtweetzzYourEvilTwin______savagehippySarahFemme
    SarahFemme
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    Twitter is all fun and games until one of the voices in your head begins heckling you while thinking of something to tweet

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredDarthBash________mazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdashark
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    TheJameSA________SarahFemme
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    Whoever started the saying "there is more than one way to skin a cat" must have really hated cats

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredmazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleSlabBaconBPAndLive2LoveKKAlThanijumpdashark
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    TheTrueDocLoveAbrasiveVelvetjumpdasharkcodeGoddessNoSpankYou
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    It always amazes me how casual dogs are about giving and/or receiving oral

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    BrentweetsMy_Ego_AlteredmazizkhalifaSlabBaconBPAndLive2LovejumpdasharkVixxeshanethevein
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    My_Ego_AlteredSarahFemme
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    When favstar comes back up we will all crash it trying to please our egos

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    My_Ego_AlteredJustCallMeFrank
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    That awkward moment when you have to say "thank you for holding the door" to the Frankencunt who just cut you off in the parking lot

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredmazizkhalifaAndLive2LoveColehill_TaraAh_kee_oh________MrFornicatorCrushClinicals
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    Colehill_TaraAh_kee_oh________EccentricPixieHarleyHousewifeShoutingGoddessNauseaTinglylalastrailer
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    No worries, I will introduce you as my girlfriend to everyone except your husband

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredmazizkhalifaSlabBaconBPAndLive2Lovejumpdasharkbaxbrew27Ah_kee_oh________
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    Ah_kee_oh________GoGoTaggHellraisinbgrrl__
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    I'm pretty sure my neighbor is single, all she grows in her garden are cucumbers.

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    SheriSparklesMy_Ego_Alteredrepomon
  • billycreature
      Billybong @billycreature

    I think there is a direct correlation between cars with bubbling window tint and it's owners broken dreams

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    AbrasiveVelvetMy_Ego_AlteredmazizkhalifaEdwinaCrumpleAndLive2LovejumpdasharkVixxebaxbrew27
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    _NickburtReelBigJim________
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