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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    I don't want to alarm anyone, but this storm will kill every man, woman, & child in its path.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    I just hope Palin can do for Fox News what she did for the McCain campaign.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    I wonder how many bands have given up music after iTunes Genius said they sound like Nickelback.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    If Palin's going to get this upset about a joke on Letterman, let's not tell her about the Internet, ok?

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Our baby will take one bite of food then babble incessantly. It's like living with a Yelp reviewer.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Help! How do I get these naughty photos off my computer? My searches for "porn, how to get off" are only making things worse.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    So I guess Nick Denton got drunk & left the Gawker database in a bar?

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    The Galaxy Nexus looks like a great phone. Hope they do a mobile version.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Yeah well, we built *this* city on oil & stolen land.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Mowing the lawn sucks.

    Until my son is old enough to do it. Then it builds character.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    All I ask is that each iteration of Apple hardware support progressively angrier birds.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    How is this bottle of sanitizer at the office supposed to protect us from swine flu if we're all drinking from the same one?

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    OMG, THE SHOT BURNS. IT BUUUUURRRRNNNS.

    What? That was an alcohol swab?

    Yes, I'm ready.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    With my son I can do the same gag over & over and get a laugh every time.

    Now I know what it's like to be Larry the Cable Guy.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Remember, kids, every vote counts!*

    Offer valid in OH, VA, NV, CO, IA, WI, NH, PA, and FL only. Some restrictions may apply.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Taking my lead from Governor Fallin, I called my insurance agent to let him know my house and both cars were destroyed by tomorrow's storm.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Anybody know when Sarah Palin's last day is? I need to know whether to spring for express shipping on this "Mission Accomplished" banner.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    Three minutes. That's the average time from when I start trying to do something on Facebook until I'm seething with anger.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    It's bullshit that the IRS doesn't have a way to send your tax refund directly to Apple.

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  • billygoat
      Billy Mabray @billygoat

    I'm sure the cats will mutiny when I install the baby gate at the top of the stairs.

    Which is why I'm making tiny pirate outfits for them.

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@billygoat

@billygoat

iOS developer in the publishing industry. I can't stop the bleating.