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Don't worry if you missed Miranda. Here's a summary: "I'm so tall and awkward look at me so awkward" There, now you have seen every episode.
Are you bitter, lazy, generally unhelpful and abrasive? Why not become a receptionist?
Anyone need a room in Cardiff Bay? Nice new house, quite cheap rent, with two lovely and handsome young men *cough cough*! Spread the word!
*writes 'ban baggy boxer shorts' on a placard*
*stands outside parliament*
Anyone wanna go see Blink 182 in Cardiff on Tuesday? I have a ticket but now I can't go. £15ono. Bargain, they're like £40 on eBay. (pls rt)
I like my men like I like my tea. So hot that if I get it on my crotch I have to be taken to A&E.
Wow! I was just expecting a powerpoint presentation of Tom Daley pics. #london2012
My favourite sexual position is the Inspector Gadget. It's where you come and then shout "GO GO GADGET ARMS" and then punch them in the jaw.