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Telling someone you work in IT is such a turn off and then on again.
Don't worry if you missed Miranda. Here's a summary: "I'm so tall and awkward look at me so awkward" There, now you have seen every episode.
Now that there aren't any white iPhones anymore, how are we supposed to know if someone's a bottom?
To everyone getting their results today, just remember if you don't get the results you wanted you will never be happy. You will die alone.
Are you bitter, lazy, generally unhelpful and abrasive? Why not become a receptionist?
TV show idea: America's Next Top Bottom.
Not sure what it would entail but I'd watch it.
Anyone need a room in Cardiff Bay? Nice new house, quite cheap rent, with two lovely and handsome young men *cough cough*! Spread the word!
Don't stop bereaving.
*writes 'ban baggy boxer shorts' on a placard*
*stands outside parliament*
Anyone wanna go see Blink 182 in Cardiff on Tuesday? I have a ticket but now I can't go. £15ono. Bargain, they're like £40 on eBay. (pls rt)
My name is Jennifer Lopez and I like tacos and burritos.