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The Harry Potter films would've been way cooler told from Voldermort's point of view. Stupid kid and his ginger friend who JUST WON'T DIE.
Telling someone you work in IT is such a turn off and then on again.
Don't worry if you missed Miranda. Here's a summary: "I'm so tall and awkward look at me so awkward" There, now you have seen every episode.
Now that there aren't any white iPhones anymore, how are we supposed to know if someone's a bottom?
"What's your friend's name?"
"Well if he ever needs a place to sit" *points at face*
Whatsapp is worth 16 Instagrams. And 4 Star Warses. And 250 Whatsapps is worth 1 War on Terror.
There's a guy at the gym who is wearing cycling shorts that are so tight I can tell his religion.
To everyone getting their results today, just remember if you don't get the results you wanted you will never be happy. You will die alone.
Are you bitter, lazy, generally unhelpful and abrasive? Why not become a receptionist?
I’m only pro gay marriage if both men are hot.