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The Harry Potter films would've been way cooler told from Voldermort's point of view. Stupid kid and his ginger friend who JUST WON'T DIE.
Telling someone you work in IT is such a turn off and then on again.
Don't worry if you missed Miranda. Here's a summary: "I'm so tall and awkward look at me so awkward" There, now you have seen every episode.
Now that there aren't any white iPhones anymore, how are we supposed to know if someone's a bottom?
There's a guy at the gym who is wearing cycling shorts that are so tight I can tell his religion.
To everyone getting their results today, just remember if you don't get the results you wanted you will never be happy. You will die alone.
Whatsapp is worth 16 Instagrams. And 4 Star Warses. And 250 Whatsapps is worth 1 War on Terror.
Are you bitter, lazy, generally unhelpful and abrasive? Why not become a receptionist?
TV show idea: America's Next Top Bottom.
Not sure what it would entail but I'd watch it.
Anyone need a room in Cardiff Bay? Nice new house, quite cheap rent, with two lovely and handsome young men *cough cough*! Spread the word!