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coworker: i'm out for yom kippur. so are a lot of people. there are a lot of secret jews at work. closet jews.
me: attic jews.
so this boy called me on the PHONE and left me a VOICEMAIL asking me to CALL him back. how weird is that?!?! who does that???
terrible kerning of "women" on the restroom door. never going to that bar again.
someone emailed me a frigging .wmv. where do we live? myanmar???
damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
"Do Not Try To Stimulation Iranian Peoples To." i think that's good advice for all of us.
when i typed "i picked" in the safari 4 smart search field, the first autofill was "i picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."
when i die, i am going to come back and haunt every web developer who disables right-click and command-click to open links in a new tab.
it's cherry season. president zachary taylor reportedly ate a ton of cherries the day of his death. i may meet a similar fate. no regrets.
proud mayor of the doomsday prepper store.
in the green room. buddy roemer and cenk uyger are debating whether we need a constitutional amendment to restore our democracy.
kid got his meds. drove him to the hospital to meet up with foster parents. we sang along to kid cudi along the way.