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"I don't want to waste my time and become another casualty of society." -Friedrich Nietzsche
byebye miss american pie drove a chevy 2 a levee 4 the levee wifi, them google glasses sittin over my eyes singin i'm a rly cool and hip guy
Archaeologists Have Found The Skeletal Remnants Of An Ancient Twitter Tribe, Whose Primary Crop Was The Cultivation Of Personal Brand
IDEA FOR BUTTERFLIES: Just start out as butterflies.
hey girl, call me Schrödinger's cat cuz i could be alive or dead right now and you just don't know, i look that bad
Sneezed while shaving and accidentally cut all ties to friends and family.
Sometimes you play a sick guitar solo. That's how God is. He played a sick creation solo at the beginning of time. Make God your Guitar Hero
"Blessed are the torturers, for they shall be immune to prosecution" - Book of Obama
"The insinuations against the fathers shall be visited upon the sons and daughters, with drones" - Book of Obama
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anyone else play linkedin? my guy is a level 16 project manager
so i'd like to take a minute just sit right there, i'll tell you how i became the prince of a town in foursquare