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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    My new hero is the girl on the bus who, when told to smile by a creeper dude, propped up the corners of her mouth with both middle fingers.

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    She said "Hand me that oven mitt" and as he pretended to try to lift the whole stove, the Romneys laughed, but not quite as much this year.

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Q: How many MRA dudes does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Not all of them

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    You can't unsee the 'twerk' in Kraftwerk

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    We can put a man on the moon yet we still keep using the same dated analogy for scientific progress.

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Roses are red, violets are made of toast I did too many mushrooms my wheelbarrow is a time machine

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    As a retarded faggot, I'm finding many of these YouTube comments quite off-putting.

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    A twitter app that replaces "actually" at the beginning of at replies with "my mommy says"

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Ego and super-ego walk into a bar. Bartender says "I'm gonna need to see some id."

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    What a lame bar. The drinks are weak and the women at are all "kind of busy" or "what is your problem" or "this is a pottery class, sir."

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    "How can I make this about me?" - the internet

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    I would never joke about your mother's favorite sexual position.

    That would be beneath me.

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    I want to ruin our friendship's brains out

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    *new Pope emerges wearing a deadmou5 helmet*
    *raises his arms and starts nodding*
    *bass drops*

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    "Yes"
    "Yes"
    "Yes"
    "Oh, fuck me"

    Sex talk or navigating an automated phone menu system?

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Roses are red, violets are made of toast I did too many mushrooms my wheelbarrow is a time machine

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Go home, CNN, you're drunk.

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Amazon has turned FedEx and UPS vehicles into ice cream trucks for grown-ups.

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  • biorhythmist
      matt @biorhythmist

    Going for a run wearing an empty baby bjorn, looking frantic.

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