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My new hero is the girl on the bus who, when told to smile by a creeper dude, propped up the corners of her mouth with both middle fingers.
She said "Hand me that oven mitt" and as he pretended to try to lift the whole stove, the Romneys laughed, but not quite as much this year.
Roses are red, violets are made of toast I did too many mushrooms my wheelbarrow is a time machine
What a lame bar. The drinks are weak and the women at are all "kind of busy" or "what is your problem" or "this is a pottery class, sir."
Ego and super-ego walk into a bar. Bartender says "I'm gonna need to see some id."
I would never joke about your mother's favorite sexual position.
That would be beneath me.
As a retarded faggot, I'm finding many of these YouTube comments quite off-putting.
*new Pope emerges wearing a deadmou5 helmet*
*raises his arms and starts nodding*
*bass drops*
"Yes"
"Yes"
"Yes"
"Oh, fuck me"
Sex talk or navigating an automated phone menu system?
Roses are red, violets are made of toast I did too many mushrooms my wheelbarrow is a time machine
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