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My wife needs a blowjob.

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A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

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China has a reputation for making products that kill you. I can't think of a better new owner for Hummer.

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Publically unveiling my upper body this afternoon at the pool where everyone will presume I am a farmer.

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@mycorpse is elliptical my new pet name?

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Sex while high turns marriage sex to one year living together sex. So I've been told.

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Blamestorming. It's the company way.

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@weeUnquietMind social media whore

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@mycorpse new liquor store on Ulster and 29th

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Does this Hummer make my dick look stupid?

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@mycorpse are you suggesting we put down our iphones during sex? what if a celebrity dies during those 2 minutes?

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@mycorpse in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men...I'LL BE WAITIN'! I'll be waitin'.

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@firstwifeofwu @weeUnquietMind http://bit.ly/AeB0y

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A sandwich press is like anal sex. You think it'll spice things up, there's a perfectly good alternative, and in the end, more clean up.

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@firstwifeofwu it's a stinker, when you talk about your sphincter

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@realsushislut spousal tweet faving is akin to marital sex - masturbation with no hands.

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