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black friday??? i punch people out at best buy year round. theres only one dvd copy of daddy daycare and its mine.
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A cool thing to do when someone says they miss you is say "i miss me too" and then sob.
white people have it so easy they need horror movies to be scared about things.
imagine being as boring as katy perry.
Were throwing a going away party for your dignity.
one day im gonna print out all of my tweets and im gonna burn all of them and its gonna feel very spiritual.
im not here to judge you but i do think youre disgusting.
if i was really really like stupid rich i would buy a coffin and hire someone to roll me from class to class in it.
"Keep calm and marry your mom" - oedipus probably!
You cant truly love someone until you can love their search history.
im sitting here waiting to buy kanye tickets. is this how a stock broker feels??
Whats up with those people who sell bacon dogs on those nasty trays in the ghetto someone pls explain!?!?
the worst part of white guilt seems to be making small talk with street people. you dont have to, white people!!! give it up!!!!
My school is holding a krumping workshop on 9/11 and im pretty sure thats the worst thing to ever happen on that date.
I stole a squirt of my friends perfume today and i think thats only a few steps away from making a suit out of her skin.
Jokes on you, everyone from middle school, cause no one can bully me better than my brain can!!!!!!
Sometimes ill sneeze and forget abt it and the snot will dry on my arm also i dropped out of this beauty pageant fuck this.
its not suburbia if people arent fucking, dealing and/or doing drugs in the bushes of every park within a ten mile radius.