@what_the_hecht: Ugh. The south.

#FF @what_the_hecht, who is fast becoming my Twitter muse.

“@what_the_hecht: Is Bill doing "if you...you must vote for Barack Obama" jokes? Jeff Foxworthy might sue, yo.” I WAS TOTALLY THINKING THAT!

“@what_the_hecht: I don't "y'all" much.” ...which is commendable.

Catching up on reading/favoriting/retweeting the collected works of @what_the_hecht. #whattwitterwasmadefor

@what_the_hecht: I say NAY! You are, in fact, a tremendous chick. #immediatelyregrettingthatrhyme #butitotallymeaningit #illgohidenow

@what_the_hecht: Can you come say that to, like, 80% of my town's female population?

@gatheringwool: I assure you it is not, sir. It's mainly directed at the hipster nerd community.

Trudy Campbell, you are awesome. #MadMen @alisonbrie

I'm at TGI Fridays. "What I Like About You" is playing. Are they contractually obligated to play that song at every location? #SemiSerious

@gatheringwool: I just requested the archive. #anxiety

Well played, @flickchart. Well played. #FlyLikePaper #GetHighLikeHotAirBalloons pic.twitter.com/fajR2ewG9i

“@gatheringwool: apparently last night, after LeBron's game-winner, Heat announcer Mike Inglis said "O-M-G hashtag!"” That's unfortunate.

I'm going to be that guy for a moment. (@azizansari) #StraightUpDeloicious  http://instagr.am/p/WVt4-VgbBl/ 

Last name: Ever. First name: Puffiest. (#SuperComfy, yo.) pic.twitter.com/FgovGGnayc

Okay. Can we go back to just talking about ourselves in social media and not turning every comedian into a political pariah? #TheSaladDays

Jennifer Lawrence is on #Conan. I put my shirt on. I want to be a gentleman.

@gatheringwool: "Did he take his wallet?--I think he took his wallet." #BTTFII

@what_the_hecht: Definitely.

#FACT: I've yelled "Oh...SNAP!" at least five times thus far in this speech. #DNC