Pick two: Object-Oriented, Statically Typed, Simple.

"Your programming language doesn't have immutable referentially transparent concurrent async transactional monadic coroutine continuations?"

Current wikipedia status: http://i.imgur.com/GHWO3.png

Fructose: A Ruby-like language which compiles to PHP. Written in C#. Someone hold me back before I stab someone in the face.

"Expression, even if trivial in the particular, is
sublime in the aggregate." -- @goldman

The Bloom Filter is the hipster of data structures.

All meetings should have a cat present.

"It's cool that you all so openly provided feedback for this great idea we didn't run past you before implementation, but fuck you. Google!"

The Neighborhood #nofilter http://t.co/SgHFmXv7

We need a few of these in San Francisco: http://t.co/XDejmmH

Current status: http://t.co/5acOj431

Ironically, handicap stalls are the only ones you can dance in.

Neat visualization of line simplification: http://t.co/KrluZ0U0 (via @avibryant)

Moving to San Francisco: http://t.co/ilIbBlnX

I love the smell of entitlement in the afternoon.

All Jewish holidays are basically, "They tried to kill us, but they didn't. Let's drink." /cc @matasar

Asking a Californian to merge is like poking a meth-addled sheep with a branding iron.

Why, yes, that year-old office coffee thread *did* need your opinion.

A Kinect, attached to a Macbook, riding a Roomba just rolled by in a cardboard box. #hackweek #notautonomousthough

Why liberals should love the Second Amendment: http://t.co/DYRSvVDC (via @dailykos)