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Pick two: Object-Oriented, Statically Typed, Simple.
"Your programming language doesn't have immutable referentially transparent concurrent async transactional monadic coroutine continuations?"
Fructose: A Ruby-like language which compiles to PHP. Written in C#. Someone hold me back before I stab someone in the face.
The Bloom Filter is the hipster of data structures.
All meetings should have a cat present.
"It's cool that you all so openly provided feedback for this great idea we didn't run past you before implementation, but fuck you. Google!"
Ironically, handicap stalls are the only ones you can dance in.
I love the smell of entitlement in the afternoon.
Asking a Californian to merge is like poking a meth-addled sheep with a branding iron.
Why, yes, that year-old office coffee thread *did* need your opinion.