Detest the idea of paying a fee to improve my airport security line experience. Class warfare, courtesy of @clear_me.

"As a developer you should not care what platform you are developing for" – Larry Page in 2013 still not getting it.

Vegetarian: this is good! Other: you eat bacon?! V: there's bacon in this!? O: that's why it tastes so good.

Best out of office message from an employee who's quit.  http://i.imgur.com/t8oCvwz.png 

Saw the America's Cup boat from Fort Mason 45 mins ago, just learned it capsized via twitter. Surreal.

@bitbckt like God's own mercy.

Reasons to live number 134: Scottish people pronouncing the word "squirrel".

@olix0r yeah… look who I found today in front of the church you have on that tin :-) /cc @csong @thinkingfish pic.twitter.com/1fx4EFX1EA

Dear Sir,

Nothing personal, but I hate you.

Sincerely, Bertrand Russel.

 http://twitpic.com/cn5huq 

Robot Chicken at Twitter with @sethgreen @wizmatts @majikman89 @townertime #loop  https://vine.co/v/bxzWU7DDvAx 

.@akos discovers bucket sort. pic.twitter.com/BgYPtmawkZ

@thatstacy that actually happened, I think?

Our BitTorrent #Sync Alpha is now open! Free, unlimited file-syncing for all.  http://bit.ly/10wEDKo 

Grillin' season. pic.twitter.com/lmDQ6mgeE5

Lessons in urban camping with Moriah last night. pic.twitter.com/v3aMJndO6e

@mco15 @bitbckt @evanm @gdickinson @lexr lean in...to my mouth. #feminist

Found in the Twitter Music app’s app bundle, in testData.plist: pic.twitter.com/VFiNpLSt85

I'm convinced that leaning in could be the new planking.

How many people with a lightbulb on their T-shirt does it take to change a lightbulb? pic.twitter.com/0tiDUYRAUz

Bloodstained aftermath of #bostonmarathon explosions. No word yet on cause. pic.twitter.com/cIqBdiZqfc”