Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Wanna hear a joke about sodium and bromine oxide? Na BrO.
Sure I want to call YOUR insurance to figure out why YOUR copay is so high. I'd hate for you to take ownership of your meds and well being
“My psychiatrist stop practicing, can you loan me Adderall & Diazepam until I find a new one?”
“Are you sure this is the 1.5mg? It looks like the 3mg, but a different color and different numbers on it.”
I cant make this shit up people
Patient: “What does 70 year old pussy taste like?”
Me: Uh. Ew. I don’t know.
Yeah let that sink in. Creeper of the day
“This don’t got no refills, but he dont like it when u dont fill his meds.”
No, sorry. DEA doesnt like it when I fill meds with no script.
Patient: “What aisle is your dehydrated water in?”
Me: Uh, do you mean air? We didn’t sell enough of it so we no longer carry it. Sorry
Lady on Medicaid who complained about having $1 copay just backed her LEXUS into another car in the parking lot. That karma, she’s a bitch
Uh oh. Local methadone writing dr busted by DEA, drug-task force, attorney general, FBI, and local police and sherriff this am. Muhahahaha
I'm the guy that does all the work while the pharmacist takes the credit and gets paid for it.