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It's never as bleak as it seems, nor as good as it seemed.
She canceled our date because she's not feeling well. I suspect she has a condition known as "cold feet."
Whatever happened to that moment of clarity that seemed so clear only a few hours ago?
You just can’t ever know. You have to know that you can’t know. It’s the not knowing that we must celebrate.
Very unexpected great news today, which made me happy. Which made me think about sex, which reminded me how long it's been. So much for that
I'm too broke to get laid. And that's broke.
Funny how you want to think the best of someone ... and they won't let you.
And I thought things were going really well until the very end, when all I got was a 5-second hug and a peck on the cheek. #BumsRush
If I don't find a woman soon, I'm going to turn gay ... Just to increase my chances to have sex. And you think I'm kidding.
Our folly is that mankind thinks it controls nature; no, nature rules us and it suffers greatly when we don't follow its rules.
What's happening in the Gulf right now is a disgrace. Honk at the next SUV you see and tell them you love them.
She said yes today. And I am sure that I am in love. How do I know? I'm listening to "Suzanne" over and over and over and thinking of her.
There's few things sweeter than having a woman's thighs squeeze your head as she shudders from an orgasm you've just given her. Just sayin'.
I'm down to looking for the next cheap floozy who comes along.
My father cried today when I showed him a photo I'd scanned from his wedding to my mom that was the best photo he's seen of his mom and dad.
When I hear female tennis players moan and grunt, I imagine it's the same sounds they make when having great sex.
The thing that really bothers me about the right-wing nuts is that they act like they have exclusivity on patriotism.
If life was always as it seems, we wouldn't need psychics.
Funny, I mostly see those Bush/Cheney stickers on big, gas-guzzling SUVs. You reap what you sow, and we pay for it.
If it's so damned difficult to plug a leak at 5,000 feet, why were they drilling at 5,000 feet?