bizarreauntkate

@bizarreauntkate

Kate

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I work, I drink, I do other stuff sometimes too. But mostly, I drink.
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I think that if I was funnier with words, you would all like me more. But I have real friends, and they like me cause of booze. damn drunks.
too many o's in my words and not enough in my pants.
they call it hump day, but i can't remember the last time it lived up to it's name.
every day, it gets harder to not do a few shots at lunch. It's only Irish Whiskey, what could happen?
Dear Twitter, how am i supposed to waste the rest of my day not working without you?! Was it something I said?
You know what I hate? Your stupid fucking face. That's what. Asshole.
I've been working today! Please, try to repress the shock.
what this morning needs is a little irish coffee.
six more minutes till I am out of the office for my 53 hour drinking binge!!!
One thing about getting drunk in Texas. It is NEVER boring.
work is boring. i would rather be drinking a guinness.
One would think that comedians might have some sense of humor.
what do these people think? It's like they expect me to do work at this job.
i want to get out of the office so i can drink
I'm thinking that if I start drinking now, the chances of killing a family member tomorrow may go down.
I apparently pissed someone off. and seem to have gained some followers. All because of a drunk tweet . Wow, people are easily offended.
not saying I would do @TheUserPool, but his avatar has nice lips. Okay, I'd probably do him.
I like you people because you drink at least as much as I do, but I've never accidentally made out with one of you and had to switch bars.
Most drunken year in my life. 2010 is looking really good so far.