Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
People say 'take a stab at it' like they put a medium amount of effort in their stabbings.
First thing they teach you in business school is that the laws of supply and demand make the seashore the shittiest place to sell seashells.
Every single sandwich you make is just one ingredient away from being an ice cream sandwich.
I haven't got the nut ratios just right yet, so it's more of a trial mix.
Just 21 more days until I find out if my depression is seasonal!
It's like pimps don't even realize they can wear those outfits without enslaving human beings.
If you watch The Departed backwards it's all like "aaawrup rip blllbdit jwurp gwob swup swup swup"
I'll never forget the day my Dad actually got them to admit they were kidding with those prices.
Everything Kenneth Cole does has an equal and opposite Kenneth Cole Reaction.
The world's oldest man didn't die, he can't. He's just a different guy now.
Kush got me feeling like I picked my favorite jellybean in the dark.
The United States Of America does not negotiate with terrorists. We may inspire them, fund them, goad them, drone their BBQs-but NO NEGOTIAT
Grant Morrison eats continuity for breakfast, lunch, and breakfast.
When life gives you proms, make promenade
Teen girls! The whole universe is predominantly random, rude and awkward.
Save time by calling out what's so ordered, so kind, so at peace.
Dude sports'd the guy with three in the blanket, if he can maintain a deli flop average over skrunting the punt...
-What you all sound like.
I put my game down, flip it and reverse it. Then I field dress it by removing the stomach, intestines, and anus, as well as the upper organs
Tip: Switch switchblade hilt widths for which width fits a sixth of your Switch Fist grip width. (See fig.6)
Deer always have their game face on.
Arroz by any other name would probably just be rice.
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