Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Number of "followers" does not make you better than anyone else.The one who copied the joke has millions, the one who came up with it has 12
Pizza delivery guy to me: "Hello Sir, your order. 1 large peppero ... you watch Bigg Boss? LOL! Loser. Here's you food, jackass"
Looking at Anushka Sharma, it is clear that her biggest meal of the day is the toothpaste she uses to brush in the morning.
Everytime tectonic plates try to move out of their position, Meira Kumar goes "Baith Jaiye, Baith Jaiye"
What right do these half testicled Bislas and Gambhirs have to swear at Rahul Dravid? RAHUL DRAVID. Tumhaara baap hai woh saalon.
Virat Kohli celebrates Madar's day.
People who like their own status on Facebook are the ones who stand in front of the mirror and masturbate.
Now that Chinese troops are inside our border, lets make full use of it and borrow 'actual' Chinese recipes from them.
Jo favorite karte hai woh retweet nahi karte | Jo retweet karte hai woh follow nahi karte | Jo follow karte hai wo saale kuch bhi nahi karte
Ashish Nehra's teeth reach the stadium an hour before he does.
**Jadeja aaya. Added maggi to hot water. Jadeja ne boundary maara. Magic masala add kiya. Jadeja out. Maggi ready. Mera Jadeja. Meri Maggi**
Why do they call it multiple choice when you get to pick only one?
Some grandmother in 2188: "Ek tha Nehra ... chappan the uske daat."
Reads Chetan Bhagat novel. Adds yedzava to the bio.
Watching WWE and IPL is like watching big breast porn. You know this shit aint real, but you still watch it for fun sakes.
Does Microsoft have any idea that NOBODY uses that New Briefcase option in the right click menu?
"Zavla gela visrun jaa" - Maharashtrian one-night stand.
I am surprised Ashish Nehra still makes that sad face everytime he is hit for a boundary. Isn't he used to it by now?
|Jackass of all trades,master of none|Arm-Hair philosopher|Prefer my eggs funny side up|