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I like my tits more than you do.
Bring me a beer and sex.
For fucks sake, just ask to take me home already.
This day blows more than I do. That's saying a lot.
I don't know if I'm good at sex, but I always end up satisfied.
I want to taste me on your lips.
Fool me once, get the fuck out .
Dammit. I want summer back.
It's been a long time!
I hate being out of town by myself on holidays, but the money is nice! Natural disasters pay for my shoe addiction! :)
There is no greater love than knowing that no matter what decisions I make, and no matter what I do, I am loved.
I haven't had sex in like 3 hours. :(
I have a friend who gets drunk on Saturday nights then teaches kids at church on Sundays not to drink. Fuck that. Be you and quit faking.
Gawd, I stayed up too late last night. Coffee's not gonna cut it today.
Fuck working on a weekend. Fuck you in the fucking face.
It's freaking cold outside.
If the frustrations of your life continually come from the same people...remove them! Problem solved. Move on.