@dmx were brothers now, dog http://t.co/rdJUCnC7

@tchilt doesn't sound like the thomas I know. Why not just get fucked up and play the newest lego adventure?

@cmcmillan29 @simpsons_tweets @gar3eth Marge:Rap music belongs in the rubbish bin! It encourages punching, boastfulness and rudeness to hos!

@jaseeber how about i grow my dick all the way out to LA, and just cram it down your fucking beautiful face?

@greyhoundbus 6 year old girls shirt here says hottie 2 the rescue. Wtf

@greyhoundbus thanks for making me miss my buddys engagement party. He is in the air force and a real hero. @megabus gets my return ticket

@cmcmillan29 @simpsons_tweets
Hammock Hut,There's Hammocks-R-Us, Put-Your-Butt-There. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot..

@_butts nah fuck that. ive been in my pajamas eating wings and watching Shameless with the blinds down.

@jaseeber @tchilt @kellychilt @sbelsere @itzcat @brendancarey33

Long day at office. What to do w my time? I look off into the distance. Jerk off I whisper.

Haven't tweeted in a while. Faaaaart

@jeffseeberrules jesus youre woman is a lucky woman. i want your arms to get replaced by my account

Missing @brendancarey33 as my spas grillmaster. Missing @jeffseeberrules topless and his harem of women

@calicans thats awesome, do you just keep your diaper full all day and squish around it at work? what about the smell, do people notice?

Youre not irish, youre american.

@tchilt jerk off instead. 3x a day

@jeffseeberrules @brendancarey33 haahhah! "Super Spazzed out gas pump technician kills millions when told that 'Murika sucks"

@jeffseeberrules @brendancarey33 "YEMEN LEFT DEFENSELESS AS FRECKLED, DOUCHEY LOOKING MANCHILD DISRUPTS THE COAST GUARD"

@jeffseeberrules @brendancarey33 "no sir, I have never seen this man clear a table by uttering something so shocking it caused a tidal wave"

Just played a game of "HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW @brendancarey33 " with the government. "Has he ever been loud or obscene?
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LOL