i miss @tablethotels old homepage w/ the pretty pics, but i like they're doing more content ala Net-a-porter. check it: http://t.co/NL8XRMYr

you know 2012 is the end of the world when i walk past a yogurtland to get kale from whole foods. #thatshitcray

Just another day livin the dream @ Archstone Santa Monica on Main http://t.co/JtxoXxcE

someone found my blog by googling "what's the tumblr of this pretty barbie girl" - thank you, whoever you are, for making my weekend.

@rebekahwsm i always do zappos. FREE RETURNS. also, have you been to sportie on melrose? i haven't, but i heard it's good.

Some people will never understand. Some people already do. (PEA luv)

"Elizabeth Taylor was 15 minutes late to her own funeral, a request she had outlined in her will." SUCH a BCB move.

I just yelled "eat something, c**t" at a chick who cut me off. I'm so LA.

@divamuffin "it says here u under ent expenses u bought a cheetah" "yes, *sigh*, it was fun at first, now i never use it."

"can't is the cancer of happen" - this is so ineloquent, yet true - i kind of think charlie sheen is an oracle.

do we think i could get don to sponsor a soho house membership? i mean, it is a "networking opportunity," right?

happy turkey to all my debutramps, muses, & baby daddies! i'm thankful for my fam, my friends, my/our health, Rudy, and Yogurtland.

the day i've been dreading for over a decade has come: some other bitch is getting princess diana's sapphire. UGH.

@jessicabrookman i'm sorry, i'm from connecticut, we judge. you should know. hate the game lady. hate the game.