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you know 2012 is the end of the world when i walk past a yogurtland to get kale from whole foods. #thatshitcray
someone found my blog by googling "what's the tumblr of this pretty barbie girl" - thank you, whoever you are, for making my weekend.
Some people will never understand. Some people already do. (PEA luv)
"Elizabeth Taylor was 15 minutes late to her own funeral, a request she had outlined in her will." SUCH a BCB move.
I just yelled "eat something, c**t" at a chick who cut me off. I'm so LA.
"can't is the cancer of happen" - this is so ineloquent, yet true - i kind of think charlie sheen is an oracle.
do we think i could get don to sponsor a soho house membership? i mean, it is a "networking opportunity," right?
happy turkey to all my debutramps, muses, & baby daddies! i'm thankful for my fam, my friends, my/our health, Rudy, and Yogurtland.
the day i've been dreading for over a decade has come: some other bitch is getting princess diana's sapphire. UGH.