Homeless guy panhandling for an iPad 2 america is fucked http://t.co/KofTVmc

if hp revives the touchpad because of sales at 99 they are mistaking break up sex for a proposal.

@parislemon android is like a conspiracy to give phone reviewers something to do the other 99% of the year

if you are a tech reporter, and you find the iphone 5, you're going to return it to apple without writing a story about it. RIGHT?

I drank some wine and woke up this morning in bed with two touchpad receipts. Walk of shame.

if you can afford to buy coffee everyday, you should probably be paying for your movies and music. support the arts.

the entire world could be ending. and the internet. would still have. trolls.

before you buy an exercise gadget, see if you can exercise consistently for 10 days to see if you're serious or fucking around as usual.

as @mattbuchanan said, @google is getting better at design faster than @apple is getting better at cloud.

tech reviewers overestimate how lazy normal people are, and underestimate how price sensitive they are

I just wrote all my former enemies emails saying I am sorry for being a dick. A good day to leave stupid shit behind.

When someone writes terrible online content the best thing to do is not drive them traffic.

This is the worst cabin in middle of creepy woods for zombie defense. Windows everywhere. Goodbye cruel world.

amazing experiences are like firmware upgrades for your life

If you take enough Benadryl the ghosts can't eat you

No opinion on tesla vs nyt except tech co that blames the mainstream user for a bad experience usually should listen and improve, not cry

When someone says a place is boring, what they are really saying is “I’m boring”

Working on a mix tape for Steve jobs. Song suggestions?

time to turn off twitter

thx to @veronica and @adampash on this one “@wirecutter: The Best Online Backup Service is @crashplan. Here's why: http://t.co/oa2FanzF”