Ironically the 'English GCSE' trend tweets are full of shit grammar.

FUCKING HELL. For the last time, big boobs don’t count if you’re fat.

Boris Johnson dancing to the Spice Girls http://t.co/1XlcPCRq

Bradley Wiggins is brilliant http://t.co/RV0K3cBQ

The amount of people from my old school in years 7-11 who are absolute bellends is unbelievable.

"One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because people are stupid and that makes me sad." Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Taking Friends off E4 was the biggest mistake this century.

@willallen_94 @tommcroucher @_jevison_ this has made my day… pic.twitter.com/fLfMxKJhTR

Danza kuduro! #absoluteclassic

Ask Theo how Uni is going, his reply is "Tell you at break" #classictom

Glenn Kirkham is the second most famous person in Alford, behind of course the slow woman behind the counter in Gray and Goodliffe.

#WaysToGetWomenMad call them the wrong name...

Apple removes the Wikileaksn App. WHAT? There was a Wikileaks app?!

The “I knew you were trouble goat edition” video is the best thing i’ve seen this week.

For almost a year I believed I was a man trapped inside of a woman's body. Then I was born.

Do people not realise its the history of Britain? It's not supposed to be Britain in 2012 yet...

@thechinesejoe you don’t go to Alford grammar.

How awesome is it to hear the Irish fans singing their hearts out even though they’re 4-0 down. #Euro2012

#ChildhoodMemories Watching Newsround with Lizo Mzimba!

I get jealous so easy.