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@fartpalace my new twitter bio: keeping it totes random since 1991! Gamer grrrl, body posi, stop shaming! I hate sluts.
I also have a box full of nothing but notes from high school and they're the funniest things I've ever read in my life. Not sad at all.
woah, woah, woah, guys guess what, I'm a white girl that does drugs. Omg so wacky and edgy right? No other girl does drugs, just me! so cool
I wonder what it's like to be the type of person who can't recall the last time they ate chef boyardee out of tupperware with a plastic fork
I love that the ending lines to the degrassi eating disorder episode were basically "let's stop this." "Ok."
@louisck is it weird that I keep a picture of you in my wallet? I feel like its only weird if I talk to it.
White kids captioning party pics as "niggas in Paris!!!" cut to "I didn't say it in a racist way though!" when they get shit for it.
texts from nearly 5 months ago that I never remember sending & are now being used against me "I'd fuck Muslim Harry Potter." @corruptschema
Isn't it hysterical when you just start to hate someone's cussin' guts? Can you just knock off being mad scummy?
The next time I see your despicable fucking gorgeous face, I'm going to make you wish you had never, ever fucking ever met me.
So you make some half hearted attempt at chuckling something about boys being in your yard or having to charge. Everyone goes "heh...yeah."
Well, it finally happened. It's 2013 and I can honestly say I don't find jokes pertaining to Milkshake by Kelis funny anymore.
"Remember that time you really started appreciating fleetwood mac? You cried for six days and cut your own face with corn cob picks."
@harikondabolu Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion and sent me on my way.
@harikondabolu I was 1/2 a credit short at community college. They didn't have dance classes so they asked I recreate the dance scene in
I am Tabitha. i am not black metal. i am pretty difficult. the end.
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