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FUN FACT: Ralph Macchio is 50 years old—the same age Wilford Brimley was when he filmed in 'Coccoon'.
Dick Cheney must have a copy of god's sex tape.
Fuck Mountain Lion, I want to know when OS X Kitten is coming out.
Iowa Caucuses drinking game. Every time Andrea Mitchell says Santorum is “coming from behind” take a drink.
So, wait. We went from being the 99% to being the 47%?
I’m bad at math.
Every time you put an » at the end of a link on a website, The Flying Spaghetti Monster firebombs an orphanage.
I’d totally watch the Republican National Convention if it weren’t for the fact that they can all go fuck themselves.
I HAVE RISEN!
From sleeping. And without a hangover.
So the president attended a "prayer breakfast" for Egypt.
I attended something equally effective: it was called breakfast.
I’m not fluent in Korean, but I’m pretty sure kimchi means “vomit slaw”.
The best thing about Benadryl is how it instantly puts you t