Objectivist C has only one function call: rand();

@yoz I imagine "fmap fmap fmap" to be a reaction to some kind of tail-recursive porn.

פֿאַרפּאַצקעט (farpotshket) : broken, especially as a result of someone trying to fix it.

AT&T ad: "before it was the Internet, it was the World Wide Web". Want to beat writer with his arm after sawing it off with a printed RFC.

@yoz  https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-MOWLqp9TIU8/UQmcLTFrp7I/AAAAAAAAAUk/od3tShh1pWU/s600/magicballs.gif …

I want a self-destruct button that, if you press it, falls apart.

The weather is not acknowledging my safeword.

I propose "Hello" to be the symmetric SI prefix to "Hella": 2^-27. Thus, 2^27 hellokitties = 1 cat.

Tyrannosaurus Regex

The first rule of Talk Club is you don't fight about Talk Club.

LDAP should have been called LDERP.

ceil() cat is watching you approximate.

So when is google++ coming out so I can objectify all my friends?

This is the *best* commentary on the recent #TSA uproar I've seen yet: http://elusis.livejournal.com/2141915.html

Watch this: http://vimeo.com/15091562 followed by this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2zKARkpDW4

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l47ec01IEi1qzt205o1_500.jpg

I might never leave the house again. http://somuchpun.com/

Justice is blind, but science is double blind.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "interrupting cow-orker" "interrupting cow-ork""HI CAN I DISTURB YOUR CONCENTRATION AND ASK INANE QUESTIONS?"

I shopped with a man in Reno just to watch him buy.