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shaved my neck this morning and now I'm bad at unix
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when people say "we're hiring for our <location> office", I hear "we'd rather hire someone close than someone great"
Basically, if you think it's easy but it hasn't been done yet, it's probably because you're wrong.
People behind me at Tron talking about how the lightcycle thing would make a really great video game. I weep for gaming history. #fb
guns are bad but I won't outlaw them because you should get married before you have sex!
holy christ, apparently #StandWithRush is a thing. What the fuck is wrong with people?
Just said "bro do you even meow" to my cat.
so you know how people are all "php is turrbl"? Here's why: http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/ …
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