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All these things we accumulate and in the end..when we are about to die...the only thing that matter is the hand we hold to say goodbye
Unfollowing fraufickendammt because she promotes insecure fat chicks and their over obsessive need for sexual inuendos...not pretty!!
So when the bank sends a NSF.. do they mean them or me?
Oh yes please end the radio show with a banjo.
Explain to me why we celebrate fools
5 tours of duty is too much...but I would snap too if an American soldier was slain on base by an afghan over a stupid book burn
If I were a turkey I would be dead tomorrow
Twitter is where the thinkers are; where the assholes are; where the people who have not conformed and still see the light are
Watching 'against all odds' its a classic tail of what men will do for rich girl tail..
Want to know how stupid Americans are? Pick a youtube video and look at the comments posted.
Passover is what I do on a weekly basis..I passover the human race because they really suck..Anne Frank and Emily Dickinson knew that
Just because I have lady parts does not mean I have the secret to folding a fitted sheet
What do Google and Justin Bieber have in common? They both peaked and just don't know it
Rush Limbaugh is not what is pathetic. Its the fact that he has an audience that is the truly sad
I base my dates on the potential that they won't give me crap about my beat up car
Fuck you match dot com and your automatic link when I comment on your ass on twitter...and fuck you twitter for allowing it!
Protestors need to know that generalization and dillution will kill their cause. Fight for one thing and you will have power in your message
Everyone is far from perfect...I am just not very good at hiding it like most people..I think that is what I like most about me
Yes I have a blonde disorder, what about it?!!