It's not the load that weighs you down but the way you carry it.

Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end.

The biggest mistake you can make is continually fearing you will make one.

Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case.

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills.

Anyone trying to sell you followers is scamming you don't fall for that crap you will lose your account and be banned..

Love is friendship set on fire.

# If you don't vote don't gripe..

The only way to make money at a roulette table is to steal it when the dealer isn't looking.

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A hug is a handshake from the heart.

I Believe....
That no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you,
every once in a while
and you must forgive them for that.

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The impossible is often untried.

A true hero does what needs to be done and needs no other reason

Set yourself free to be all that you are and all you can be !