I've found the secret to making housework enjoyable. - Booze. http://t.co/54D8RdxT

Women, why do any of you vote Republican? - To me, it’s a wonder that any women vote GOP. This year alone,... http://t.co/VaBanT0j

@dannyparkins @cdotharrison I'd be smiling if I were Frenchy. Must be nice to be so awful at your job and make millions of dollars. #royals

Everybody out there, follow our man @wwbb6, one of our great former Royals!

Photoset: Not that you guys needed a reminder that my babies are beautiful… but… they’re beautiful.  http://tmblr.co/ZqwA6yeJ6bsT 

I think now's a good time to remind everyone that my babies are badasses.  http://tmblr.co/ZqwA6yZKRXLg 

@sugarkiper Sugar, I don't know why you'd worry about your weight. You're absolutely gorgeous.

How the hell has Clark Hunt NOT fired these jokers? #Chiefs #Raiders

@vickihartzler @shaneschoeller Pretty simple, you have to agree to vote for a plan that would lower his taxes... and be an asshole.

@cdotharrison Mitch Holthus is smoking some serious crack.

Well, if nothing else, we're getting in Drew Brees' face on almost every play. Gotta love that. #Chiefs

@teapartycat Funny how the GOP criticizes civil suits and touts tort reform, but pulls bullshit like the Ken Starr crusade.

@rephartzler Complain about jobs when you're not part of a party that tried to force the US not to pay its bills. You have no credibility.

#FF @kittystoner @kccheckpoint @iamgillespie @moshamoo @tambahali @viciousortiz @vickihartzler @progressmo @promomissouri @hos3kc

@sugarkiper Fuck them, Sugar. You're an amazing woman, and I can only assume that bitch is jealous.

@rephartzler Nice move, Vicky! Christmas week you vote to hike taxes on working Americans, like a true Republican sycophant. Hypocrite.

Photo: Law and order at #OWS. Near the New York Stock Exchange. http://t.co/2x4QS0dO #riveting #n17

@nflplayers Tom Brady's better, but give Aaron Rodgers another three years of production, and he may surpass Brady.

#FF @getnickwright, @kittystoner @ssj_whb @stephenfry @ssskcsportsfan @tonymoore @theleaguefx @viciousortiz @gilberry92 @wikileaks

@rephartzler Hartzler,, S&P themselves said they downgraded because revenue increases were not part of the package, genius.