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I'd hate to be the blow-up sex doll that has to fuck Ryan Seacrest.

@avi1111

Rob Pattinson should wait about one more Twilight movie before he does a movie called "Remember Me" when everyone's forgotten him.

@conanobrienswyf

I want to get a job at Chili's so I can say "WHO ORDERED THE MOTHER FUCKING FAJITAS?!"

@conanobrienswyf

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In honor of St. Patrick's Day the Plan B morning after pill will come in green for the next 72 hours.

@SexyInsomniac

I should really check my mail more often. A LOT has happened in the past 2 years!

@conanobrienswyf

17: I see you're tweeting my stuff again.

Will I NEVER remember he reads this shit?

@penbleth

Think they'll color the coffee green at the AA meetings tonight???

@beersuds

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Sorry St. Patrick's Day, but I get drunk on cheap beer and beat up imaginary midgets for their money EVERY night.

@fireland

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WARNING: A night of binge drinking, consuming corned beef and cabbage then having sex, will lead to nothing but a shitty shitty bang bang.

@bitterpuss

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So far I have about twenty people not wearing green locked in my basement.

What? Well, what's your definition of 'pinch'...

@GPappalardo

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Warm day. The cleavage is thawing out.

@pagecrusher

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People in glass houses shouldn't throw Blarney stones.

@DDDBU

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And all this time, I thought the Emerald City was about jewelry...

@linajk

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17: I like milk. And honey.

Me: You should have lived in Canaan.

17: ::sigh::

@penbleth

For St. Patricks Day I'm doing what I do every Wednesday: soaking in a hot bath until my body oils turn the water green.

@worldwarmike

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I wear my green Power Ranger outfit the 3rd Wednesday of every month.

Fuck you for not noticing.

@sucittaM

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Stephen Hawking isn't really on Twitter. I hear he's too "busy". Which is why he knows how the universe works, and I can't find my lighter.

@thebenbrooks

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Nothing says Irish like a green Bohemian Jew. - Franz Kafka

@joesmithreally

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I'm a liar.

@bitterpuss

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Does everyone on Facebook have an emotional age of ten years old?

Or just the morons that I graduated with?

@bedheadblonde

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