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I learned today that the female equivalent of “morning wood” is “morning dew”.
If this were happening in LA, 7 of the 2 suspects would have been shot dead already.
I don’t own a motorcycle but I’m bike curious.
"So, like, letterpress is printing for hipsters?" #letterpress
John 11:34: Jesus got some.
"With Newt surging to a climax, and Romney thrusting from behind, there's about to be a whole lot of Santorum" - Krystan Bruce (BBH alum)
I'd rather spend money to save time than spend time to save money.
My sister says she sucked a lot of cock to get her shitty Gateway laptop. I could've totally hooked her up w some dudes who pay in Macs.
God hates flags.
God hates figs. I don’t like them either.
Soon I will have enough dicks to complete a dick ship and return to Dick Planet.
A penny saved costs more time than its worth.
If Romney wins in '12 I hope to God we get universal hair care.
I am here at Disney World to renew my hatred of mankind.
Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.