#Letterpress printers PLEASE RT! We are looking for submissions to our book Adventures in Letterpress!  http://fb.me/2lV0mnul5 

I learned today that the female equivalent of “morning wood” is “morning dew”.

If this were happening in LA, 7 of the 2 suspects would have been shot dead already.

Do you see the world through rose colored glasses? Then this valentine is for you.  http://fb.me/24h5uWP9m 

I don’t own a motorcycle but I’m bike curious.

"So, like, letterpress is printing for hipsters?" #letterpress

John 11:34: Jesus got some.

"With Newt surging to a climax, and Romney thrusting from behind, there's about to be a whole lot of Santorum" - Krystan Bruce (BBH alum)

I'd rather spend money to save time than spend time to save money.

My sister says she sucked a lot of cock to get her shitty Gateway laptop. I could've totally hooked her up w some dudes who pay in Macs.

God hates flags.

ATTN #LETTERPRESS PRINTERS: Submit images of your work for consideration in our upcoming book on letterpress:  http://fb.me/2lV0mnul5 

@i_am_hot_james Anne frankly, I did Nazi that coming.

God hates figs. I don’t like them either.

Soon I will have enough dicks to complete a dick ship and return to Dick Planet.

We are having a sale! 25% off everything storewide! Go to our store at  http://bluebarnhousestore.org/  and use this...  http://fb.me/BKyAzB6k 

A penny saved costs more time than its worth.

If Romney wins in '12 I hope to God we get universal hair care.

I am here at Disney World to renew my hatred of mankind.

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.