I was walking by the fridge last night and I swore I could hear an onion singing a Bee Gees song. Turns out it was just the chives talking.

The sum of the cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrot divided by the mayo. That's Cole's Law

How can Daleks tell each other apart?
Thay. Jast. Caan. :D

Please can I have a RT if poss? Looking for a few more DW followers :) Thank you!

Please retweet for me.Any Doctor Who fans please follow I will follow back :) It's like throwing a message in a bottle into the sea.How far?

Looking for more Whovians,please RT will follow back :) Thanks!

remembers when downloading a song meant trying to tape it off the radio while hoping the DJ didn't talk over the song.

If you like all things Doctor Who including Jelly Babies and a long scarf please follow me and please RT Thanks :)

Please RT for me.If you like Doctor Who give me a follow.Thanks :)

Bad DW joke of the day .. How do Daleks keep their skin soft? Exfoliate :D

Fab! pic.twitter.com/ylbdmyrk

Please could you RT for me.Looking for more followers who like theatre and Doctor Who :)

Looking for more followers that enjoy Doctor Who . Please retweet for me :D

Why I wear thick, fluffy socks:

1% comfort
1% warmth
98% increased ability to slide across floor like a
ninja on an invisible surf board

@barnabyedwards I think this is fab :) http://t.co/dE3hjdyL

"A day without a laugh is a wasted day." - Charles Chaplin

Please RT for me.Please follow me if you enjoy Doctor Who and / or theatre .Thanks :)

My oven has a button that says ‘Stop Time’. I know it’s probably supposed to say ‘Stop Timer’, but I don’t touch it, just in case. :D

Past, Present and Future walked into a bar, it was a tense moment :)

I renamed my ipod Titanic so that when I plug it into my PC and bring up ITunes it says Titanic is synching :D