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i'm going to come to all your houses, get on your computers and just add the stars myself.

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told my gfs twin sister "ha ha, i know what you look like naked"

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now, technically speaking, a fart is a retweet, isn't it?

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recent studies show that 9 times out of 10, a cat will land on its feet. anyway, off to the vet.

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my sock is pregnant!? geez, i wonder how THAT happened.

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any of you materialistic, shallow, dimwitted, moody ass LA bitches wanna bang this weekend?

ok, sorry i called you moody. is that a yes?

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imma let you finish, but unf! unf! nope, looks like i finished first. sorry.

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i wonder if the 'came back from the dead' jesus ever craved brains...

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just FYI, my AA sponsor doesn't really like you guys.

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beautiful weather out today, nice breeze, clean air, clear skies.

perfect day for video games.

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dear boss, not quite stoned enough to go to work. give me a minute.

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that paralegal is so cute. i just wanna pin her knees to her ears. adorable!

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Ran into a bunch of old friends today. Wiped them off of the hood of my car and drove on. Win.

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These kleenex are next to my bed for a reason. And you're not it.

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i like to eat the same way i fuck. with lots of ketchup.

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i asked my best buddy "so, got any single twin sisters?" AWKWARD.

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best thing about dead hookers is, they come with a money-back guarantee.

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recent studies show that vodka (much like bacon) is also composed, on a molecular level, almost entirely of awesome.

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My only objection to mondays is that they frequently interfere with my tendency to rock.

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i love my goatee, its like having a pet you can carry with you everywhere. just hate it when it poops.

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