The Sound of Music in My Pants #moviesinmypants

@mocoddle I worry about kittens in Hammer pants. Don't let them watch that Paula Abdul video.

@mocoddle "Mommy, why are these pieces of 35mm film in my soup?"

@aspaul I want John Cage's 4'33" as a ringtone.

Job opportunity: Pastry Chef at InterContinental Berlin - Berlin Area, Germany #jobs  http://lnkd.in/VWV82h 

This comic is hilarious!  http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2013/01/15/1713-strung/ … via @chrishallbeck

@bountysuicide Next you'll be kidnapping baristas.

@bountysuicide That I should be so lucky,,,

@bountysuicide It could be worse. You might not wake up. And one of the pink elephants might puke all over you and you drown.

@bountysuicide @dakotawint No, feet smell raclette. And you get all "socket wrench" with a friend of a perv. Until the chainsaw comes out.

@bountysuicide A lot better than the misprint that said "sneezing".

@bountysuicide I will think good thoughts for her. I hope she gets better soon!

@bountysuicide I don't think I'm ignoring me, either, but I often wonder.

@bountysuicide Amazing, many people wish you did. There are places where you can. Employers frown on telecommuting from those.

@bountysuicide At least it doesn't involve Joe Pesci.

@writinginbed Right. Tomorrow is Hump Day. Tomorrow is the day to get pregnant.

"Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a quality that decides between success and failure." E. W. Dijkstra, EWD1284.

@andreanugget @panachedenver We're all naked under our clothes. :-)

@panachedenver Dip yourself in batter and pretend you're French!

A different London http://t.co/wqTvYNz via @guardian