Massachusetts: UNFOLLOW

Tea Party is the American Taliban. They want a zombie Jesus-centric controlled government.

To answer the cynics: "How's that Hopey Changey workin for ya?" FUCKING AWESOME. That's how.

Facebook is like a recurrent stream of why I don't live in my hometown.

And why I don't believe in god.

Georgia: UNFOLLOW

“@andrewphelps: Just open it: http://t.co/FRJJSbs” BRILLIANT!!

Reality show: "Tea Party Island"; 60 Tea Party members dropped off with guns and no government. 400 remote cameras capture the ensuing fun.

ProTip: If holding a public office, don't share your junk. Ever.

Is it supposed to be this cold before the Rapture?

I was told there would be fire.

Portishead are great. But not as a workout soundtrack. Unless your workout is sobbing on the elliptical machine while standing still.

"Dad, I love Star Wars! And I love Luke."

My work today is done.

“@davepell: There's gonna be a lot of unopened bottles of Martinelli's Apple Cider at Romney HQ tonight.” You have no idea.

Dear GOP: God & Jesus want you to start showing some fucking respect to the President.

Twitter is for lovers.

Who like to yell at strangers on the Internet.

“@zholmquist: Best. Animated. GIF. Ever : http://t.co/WJ32q9h #obama #osamadead” Liberal wet dream.

Is there a show about people's wives being addicted to hoarding shows?

I'm asking for myself.

Dear GOP: God wants you to be more like Jesus, less like Limbaugh, Hannity, O'Reilly.

I haven’t felt this good since Obamacare passed in 2010. I’m hopeful. HOPEY CHANGEY MOTHER EFFERS!

Affirmation: Brain chemistry isn't selfish. It can be an asshole sometimes, but not selfish.

Has anybody talked to Clint Eastwood and his chair?