"Washing my car? #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat!"-Every college student ever.

Dude, I've never even heard of half of these countries... #OlympicCeremonies

Kegger or homework? Aw shit. #wastedwednesday #gohardorgohome

"@things4whiteppl Thinking they're mothers because they own cats" @delayne_rock @shelbsdaws @karisafication

Wake up and drink because it's #PRIA2013

I have a test over five chapters of Macroeconomics tomorrow and I haven't even bought the book...so I decided to tweet about it. #SoScrewed

No...noo.no.no.no.no.no. #SaidEveryoneWhoWokeUpForClassThisMorning

I knew T Swift was serious about never ever getting back together when she paused for three seconds and added "like ever". #DoneDeal

I feel like us business majors never get a chance to catch our breath. #BusinessMajorProblems #AlwaysBusy

So i don't have much food...but i have beer.. Eh, calories are calories right? #collegelife

@veryrudetweets Too fucking far.

Time flies when you're havin fun. But when you're in class...not so much. #StudentPains #CureMyBoredom #JustWantSleep

#ReplaceSongTitlesWithTaco Bon Jovi- Livin' On A Taco

#ReplaceSongTitlesWithTaco Deadmau5- Raise Your Taco

You're gonna screw up. Learn from it, get over it, and move on. #GoldenRulesOfLife

@jordanjarreau @hayzzzed @ilovemegan12 @zachharvey1 @ashgurney @lippolimatteo So sick of studying. #ScrewBusiness #ScrewBenFranklin

@majorblainebu I am intentionally pulling an all nighter to contradict Mr. Franklin's theory of "Nothing good happens after 12" #ScrewBen

Sorry if I'm blowing up your Twitter. I would just hate for you to go two seconds without seeing my face on your Timeline.

Newest addiction: #EinsteinBros Bagels and Orange Juice.

Just woke up from my nap. Now its time to rave. #UME #SPI #SB2012