Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
You're not going bald, you just have vampire hair. You can't see it in the mirror.
Hot spot and I'm not talking WiFi.
Someone thinks you're beautiful.
You'd probably be my wallpaper if my wife let me.
I left Bojangles with 12 packets of honey mustard. Seriously.
Did you know they serve pizza at the soup kitchen?
Automatically enrolled? No thank you I'll roll my own.
What can I say?
I'm here to make it possible.
I'm almost positive that if you where really drunk, even I would've seen your boobs by now.
I am getting drunk at the salad bar.
The sign read "keep off the grass" and I thought these drug adds are going to far.
I call my boxers the magic broom room.
That was the cold meds talking.
All these people walking along the highways in SC trying to find those missing teens should pick up trash while they're at it.
Reach for me.
I'm pretty shy for a white guy.